Dancing With...Bernard Sumner

Kristy Yamaguchi is dancing the Tango to an Englebert Humperdink-version of "Blue Monday". I swear to god, this show gets more bizarre with every injection of medical-grade silicone into Priscilla Presley's face (who may or may not be Mombi from Return to Oz). I'll upload the lunacy as soon as I can get my paws on it, stay tuned!

Edit: My mistake, they were dancing the "Paso Doble", which is Spanish for "It looks like the Tango". And it's not so much an Englebert Humperdink-version of "Blue Monday", I think it has more of a Robert Goulet flavour.